The only right thing to do.

This looks like something that could happen to me.

me too

Neville say that again. Dobby so Severus on yourself, it's Riddikulus.

Here's hoping you were five years old at the time?...

Ah, so that's what I'm doing wrong...

I hope that's and inside cat so you never have to call her back home...

Ricky, you just became my today hero and colleagues wondered why I exploded laughing

That sounds kind of cute actually

That's cute!

Nah, you're right. Grammar is important.

At first I thought the dog was looking over her shoulder until I read the text and looked again.

'Understandably'? You Non-Sense-of-humour-sly?!?

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Every. Damn. Time.

Marry me.

LMAO. It would be an even better story to tell if it ended with a real date and later marriage and kids.

I love this sort wit.

I do

Oh gosh. Yikes. This should be closer to the top.

well...

"Joey doesn't share food" :)

If you didn't hear it how did you know that that was what he asked?

That would have made me laugh.

Its not a bad thing to have standards

This one's not on you! He either doesn't know TLC or doesn't like joking around.

Yeah, leave that to the second date!

and you install toilet paper the wrong way as well i guess? :D

That's ok. Unless you ate it. Did you eat it??

You savage!

That should not be a reason why you are single, but totally his.

I get upset if i miss the chalkboard in the opening scenes of the Simpsons

That's genius and is a life hack

i just thought of a dinosaur eating popcorn with its tounge but is sad becuase it wanted to eat it with its hands

I used to do this until my mid twenties, which is when I weirdly outgrew a lot of my eating quirks. I had a friend who at least used to eat the chocolate before the creme in a cadbury creme egg, which left her holding a sticky mess, and she's happily married.

Everyone does that.

At least you're not a drummer...

Why would you do that? It's not funny (at least not to me). If you got a tattoo and don't have money to change or remove it maybe but otherwise...

Unless it was their fault. I don't grieve for sims that die stupid deaths.

You should have send them a picture of Gene Wilder!!

You should meet the guy from earlier who Eats his pack of four kit Kats like that